40 Reasons Why You Are Single

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By stricktlydating

  1. You're single because you're not in a relationship.
  2. You're single because you've just split up with someone.
  3. You're single because you're not over your ex.
  4. You're single because the one you want is already taken.
  5. You're single because you're in love with a celebrity who doesn't know you exist.
  6. You're single because you're really good at it.
  7. You're single because you are taking time to "find yourself".
  8. You're single because you're focusing on your career.
  9. You're single because no one has asked you out.
  10. You're single because you're a weekend alcoholic.
  11. You're single because the one you want to be with doesn't want to be with you.
  12. You're single because you were just too hot for your last boyfriend/girlfriend.
  13. You're single because you want to be free.
  14. You're single because that's just the way you roll.
  15. You're single because your boyfriend/girlfriend went away and never came back.
  16. You're single because you never go anywhere to meet any one.
  17. You're single because all the good one's are taken.
  18. You're single because you let a good one get away.
  19. You're single because you're waiting to meet someone really special.
  20. You're single because you love to mingle.
  21. You're single because you're hoping your ex will want you back some day.
  22. You're single because your ex ran off with someone else.
  23. You're single because you don't want a relationship until you're older.
  24. You're single because you slept together on the first date.
  25. You're single because you're taking a break from relationships.
  26. You're single because it's your choice.
  27. You're single because you are not very good at relationships.
  28. You're single because you're last relationship has turned you off them for life.
  29. You're single because you didn't take your last relationship seriously.
  30. You're single because you push people away with your insecurities.
  31. You're single because you've cheated on everyone you've been in a relationship with.
  32. You're single because you're too picky.
  33. You're single because you don't know how to let people in.
  34. You're single because you're ugly.
  35. You're single because you're a liar.
  36. You're single because it's lots of fun.
  37. You're single because you can't buy love.
  38. You're single because you don't treat people right.
  39. You're single because you don't take someone on proper dates.
  40. You're single because you're too awesome for a relationship.


Comments:

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Angel709 Level 2 Commenter 6 months ago

I'd have to say at least five of these are suitable to why I'm single....and loving it!

Thanks for the article.

diogenes 6 months ago

"You're single because you think a list of one-liners constitutes an HP article." Need I say more? Bob

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Alice Alfonsi 6 months ago

Made me feel amused and sad at the same time. ;)

Anyway, reasons number 8 and 15 are the same.

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stricktlydating Hub Author 6 months ago

Thanks for your comment Angel709, I love being single too!

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stricktlydating Hub Author 6 months ago

Not a fan of one-liners Bob? They're one liners so they can be shared on Facebook & Twitter status ;)

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stricktlydating Hub Author 6 months ago

Thanks for your comment Alice! I've updated it too ;)

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Angel709 Level 2 Commenter 6 months ago

You're welcome Stricktlydating, and I appreciate the one-liners and your reason for listing the hub in that manner...it also made it easy to digest and pick my favorites at a glance.

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Alice Alfonsi 6 months ago

You're welcome! ;)

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Winsome Level 6 Commenter 6 months ago

Or you're single because you are waiting for someone who is "strictly dating."

Fun hub, SD =:)

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stricktlydating Hub Author 6 months ago

Haha, so true Winsome! And glad you found this fun ;)

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Alastar Packer Level 8 Commenter 6 months ago

Forty wicked true reasons why ones single! Looks like you've 'bout covered em all Strickly. I'll just add: Your single because you've given up on first dates!!!

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stricktlydating Hub Author 6 months ago

Haha, love it Alastar!

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Robert Erich Level 4 Commenter 5 months ago

You know, about 30 of these have been true in my case at one time or another. Great summary of virtually every reason one might not be in a relationship. Thanks for sharing!

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stricktlydating Hub Author 5 months ago

I must admit quite a few of these are from my own experiences too ;)

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KeithTax Level 4 Commenter 5 months ago

With 23 years of marriage (to the same woman) and still counting, I found some of the reasons funny and some concerning. But #26 is the real reason someone is single. When you are ready that special someone will appear.

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stricktlydating Hub Author 5 months ago

That's very nice to know KeithTax, and thanks for stopping bye, best wishes!

Camo Girl!!! 4 months ago

I Am Single Because Reasons 9 And 1....

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stricktlydating Hub Author 4 months ago

They're pretty good reasons to be single Camo Girl :)

Camo Girl!! 4 months ago

Yep I Know!!!

Mira 4 months ago

I'm single because of 3,4, and 7....

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stricktlydating Hub Author 4 months ago

Pretty cool reasons Mira!

Camo Girl!! 4 months ago

She Is My Sister And She is still in love with her EX boyfriend who she broke up with over 4 years ago that is why she is still single!!!

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stricktlydating Hub Author 4 months ago

Well, I hope she finds someone better real soon ;)

Camo Girl!! 4 months ago

I Hope She Does Too!!!

Camo Girl!!! 4 months ago

Hey stricktlydating i was just thinking about what can you do when this boy likes you but you do not like him he is my EX boyfriend and he has been for over 3yrs and i like this other guy brandon do you know what i can say to him i always tell him i dont like him but he says i do and that i am a liar but i dont like him and he always does thing that boyfriends should do to there girlfriends like always trys to kiss me or hold my hands and i dont let him a he gets mad and his sister told him to stop but he said that i should not tell everybody about use but i said that there is no use. HELLP PlS??

Lulu luvs u 4 months ago

I am single cuz reason 40 :P And cuz my ex broke up wit me four days after my b day!

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