BREAKUP QUOTES: Nasty Things To Say If He's Dumped You!
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A collection of sarcastic, bitchy, nasty, mean, bitter and funny Quotes, Sayings and Comeback Lines for when your boyfriend dumps you... Who says you have to cry and ask why, or even be nice when he ends your relationship. Whether it's breaking your heart or not - You could just say something smart and get outta there!
Comeback Lines For When He Says It's Over:
- Oh well, every happy women has at least one ex boyfriend behind them.
- (Burst into the Pink song) "So what, I'm still a Rock Star! I've got my Rock moves and I don't need you..."
- Well, I hope the next girl you kiss has something extremely contagious on her lips!
- Well, this calls for a celebration!
- I think it’s probably for the best. I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, but I realised a while ago that I see you as more of a brother figure.
- That's alright, because I love you BUT I'm not in love with you.
- Okay. Don't talk to me any more... And delete me from your Facebook Friends.
- Well, if that's the case you are not exactly the answer to my prayers!
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It’s okay, I actually agree that things were getting a little stale and I want to experiment a bit.
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I had a feeling your heart wasn’t in it anymore, because there didn’t seem to be any passion there.
- I think I’ve been guilty of romanticizing the whole thing. You’re not really everything I thought you’d be.
- That's okay, I know I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable!
- That's a shame... I was secretly planning to propose to you!
- If you're going to hurt me, do it quickly... Because I'm not spending any more time crying over someone who's not going to stick around.
- Cool. But when you see me with someone else, don't you dare come running back to me.
- That's okay. Lately I've been feeling like I'm too hot to be with someone like you!
- That's okay because I've been feeling something more for someone at work.
- If you don't have a problem walking out of my life, then I don't have a problem shutting the door behind you an changing the lock.
- What! Are you drunk or something?
- Thanks - because I fell out of love with you ages ago and just didn't know how to tell you.
- Oh, that's a relief because I've fallen in love with someone else.
- OK, no hard feelings - So is it OK if I date your best friend/boss/brother/father?
- That's OK. Because I've been cheating on you for months.
- OK. I have to admit, I've been seeing someone else. Did you find out?
- OK, let's bury this relationship and be done with it.
- I want to break up too, because I couldn't stand another day being around you.
- Fine, because I haven't been honest with you during our entire relationship.
- That's fine with me. I'm already dating someone new, and I'm really excited about him!
- That's OK, apparently a girl has to date one or two bad men first, before she finds a good one!
- Well, I suppose now is not a good time to let you know I've booked us a romantic getaway!
- Hang on, it aint over til the fat lady sings..."Tra la la la la, la, la, la, lahhh!"
- The worst way to love someone is to sit next to them, knowing they don’t love you back.
- I guess you don’t realize how much you care about someone until they don’t care about you.
- Oh. Poor me!
- Yeah well i was getting kind of bored dating you.
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Well we were going to split over religious differences sooner or later anyway, what with you thinking you're God and me disagreeing...
- Look over at that house plant - you're on Candid jerk.com!
- Well, all I can say is thankyou for being the one to show me what kind of guy I don't want to be with.
- That's fine with me - Men are like dessert. Nice, but not neccessary!
- Okay. Here's just a reminder of what you can't have! *flash breasts*
- Gosh you must have been reading my mind - I've wanted out of this crappy relationship with you for weeks now!
- Hmmm. I'm just wondering what I was doing when you decided you didn't want me any more!
- Ok, Good luck finding someone better than me - you idiot!
- Breakup? Wanna get married instead?!
- OK, seeya later - NEVER!
- I want to thank you for giving me the worst day of my life.
- Well thankyou for raining on my parade!
- Ok, I've got places to go, things to see and people to do!
- It's ok. I'd rather date a man with a better job.
- *Burst into song* "I can have another you in a minute, infact he'll be here in a minute baby!"
- Oh thank goodness - now I can have some happiness in my life!
- Oh thank goodness - now I don't have to pretend I've been happy in our relationship!
- That's OK, and don't bother telling me why - I'm happy to get the hell away from you!
- That's OK - It only takes one bad boyfriend to make you realise you deserve SO much more!
- If one day I actually start to matter, let me know.
- That's OK. I can't stand the sight of you body naked. And your heart is made of ice. Not exactly what I'm looking for in my future.
- Ummmm.... This is awkward - I was just about to dump you too!
- That's cool. Cancel my subscription - I'm tired of all your issues!
- That's cool. I'm looking for someone a little more intelligent...
- If you're stupid enough to walk away - Then I'm smart enough to let you go.
- Well, my big mistake wasn't falling for you. It was being fooled enough to think you fell for me too.
- If you're dumb enough to let this relationship go - you didn't deserve it in the first place!
- Thankyou for breaking my heart. You've only made me me stronger.
- Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
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Yes, but sometimes it's hard to be kind when someone is in the process of breaking your heart!!
(This Hub was created in response to another Hubber's request in the Answers section).
LOL HILARIOUS THATS SOME MEAN THINGS YOU MIGHT MESS IT UP YOU KNOW THAT SAYING IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING LET IT GO IF IT COMES BACK TO YOU IT WAS YOURS TO BEGIN WITH
lol u never know who u love until u let em go then ull know but ull come back to them and theyll say u let me go so run away and go
"Thank God! I didn't think I could fake another orgasm."
Hahahaha, that's a classic!
WOW ! Loved reading your hub :) Thanks for sharing ! U made me laugh :D
Thanks crayonbrains :)
"Oh thank god, i was so tired of hiding in the bathroom with my vibrator after sex"
Oh, that's sooo naughty! Thanks naughty chef :)
lol.. nice 1. ;-) "Well, all I can say is thankyou for being the one to show me what kind of guy I don't want to be with."
"Oh well. guess it's just you and your hand again."
some good comments girls :D
Wish i thought of this stuff when it was happening to me . HIS LOSS NOT MINE
Ouch! grrr! True. his loss not ours
I agree!
Thankyou for your comments, always appreciated!
i love this hub but the thing is i wldn remember not 1 of these lmao but nice work :)
Thanks AussiePrincess!
my favorite line was always "Oh, Thank God that's over, now I can go back to living again" Great hub again.
Thanks Beege215e!
omg that was good lol i loved it
Thanks Hether! I'm glad you like it!
Lol say one of those lines to him then if he comes back with you'll never find another guy like me or something to that effect say GOD I HOPE NOT!!!!!!!! LOL
Love it gwritergirl! Thanks for your comment!
ssigh..If you really loved them and still they broke you it's hard even to say a word. Happened to me.. He ripped me apart on new year over sms. Wow .Still in disbelief since he was the one who started it all and how. Damn if ever in life someboy comes to me and says they like/love me, am gonna L.O.L. on their face. *BURP*
Thanks for your comment tangent. But no burping on my page please! Haha. Wish you all the best getting over your heartbreak.
what is the real meaning behind "every happy women has at least one ex boyfriend behind them."?
THIS IS HILARIOUS I USED SOME ON MY EX AND I WAS CRACKIN UP THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
yea... i just had a breakup last week and it was over text!! i couldn't believe it and i didn't no wut 2 say. he completly broke my heart 20 days after we kissed and he was the 1 who started the whole thing... so i wish i could have thought of these 2 say, he would wish he never met me... LAWL!!!
Thanks for your comments and feedback, much appreciated! Best wishes ;)
i have a boyfriend but i think he love his ex girlfriend what can i do, i don't know....how can i prove my feeling...
i have a boyfriend but i think he love his ex girlfriend what can i do, i don't know....how can i prove my feeling...
This makes me wish my loveing boyfrnd can breakup with me #can't wait to say those quotes#
Pele Squared, Love your comment, that's so funny!
WOW! Yeah I'm glad to be single now.. their loss! hah
Lol.awesome quotes,i used some on my bf and he came back with the whole "i was the best thing that could have ever happened to u,ul neva find a guy like me" all i could say was honey i so hope not,y want a guy like u when i want 2 get away from u and as 4 the best thing part oh pls continue telin urslf that and u jst might believe it :-)
That's greaet Chillaxin, enjoy your time being single!
Alda, that is an awesome comeback! Well done! ;)
Lmao, those are funny. I just used them on my loser ex. (: he was super pissed cuz I'm over him.. Hahaha, pathetic.
Tralalalala lol- thats my favourite 1- couldnt stop laughing lol
Thanks Chelsea and The Fat Lady! Tralalalala!
damn i like those
Thanks for your comment Destiny!
Theze are funny, im guna uhse some. X
These are a god, they madeh mea laugh
Cool! Thanks for commenting! ;)
Seemingly you've got more FB friends commenting than any Hub I've seen yet. And it's no wonder stricktlydating. The one on here that will get a guy who dumps you the worst is 'OK no hard feelings' if you can make it seem like your serious. All of em good though. Funny n clever.
Thanks Alastar Packer! It's always nice to have your feedback. And I agree about if you can make it seem like you're serious these quotes will work better!
If you really want to worry him like you wrote- tell um you've been seeing someone else and if applicable there might be a medical problem he needs to see an M.D. about!
Ohhh! That would be worrying! Haha, thanks Alastar Packer, always good to have your input!
No, no, for maximum effect you’ve got to politely criticise the guy’s performance!:
“It’s okay, I actually agree that things were getting a little stale and I want to experiment a bit”
“I had a feeling your heart wasn’t in it anymore, because there didn’t seem to be any passion there”
“No it’s fine, I think we can both agree it was more of a temporary fix than anything.”
“I expect we’ve both compromised our standards somewhere along the line. I would’ve opened up a lot more if I was convinced I was with the right guy – I got the impression you were only giving it 50% too, so it’d be best if we just went our separate ways”
“I think I’ve been guilty of romanticizing the whole thing. You’re not really everything I thought you’d be”
“I think it’s probably for the best. I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, but I realised a while ago that I see you as more of a brother figure.”
It’s all about appearing dignified (as that’s always an attractive trait in a girl), suggesting you weren’t giving 100% and telling the guy that he seemed a little half-hearted about the whole thing. It’ll make him wonder whether he didn’t satisfy you on the physical side of things as much as your exes (the quickest way to deflate a guy’s ego). Good luck!
Hi Jasper14,
You are a legend! These are just perfect for this topic, so I'll add your quotes to my list!
I agree with you saying it's about appearing dignified, and appreciate so much you adding to this subject! Brilliant!
Thankyou and best wishes :)
These quotations are for only those who weren't actually in a relationship!!
My ex is my ex because he wasnt intelligent enough for me and i wasnt dumb enough for him ;)
Hi Maggie May, that's a great quote! Love it, thanks!
Yeah well i was getting kind if bored dating you after all i have been dating someone else
I love that one YouGoGirl, I'm adding it in to this article!
well we were going to split over religious dirferences sooner or later anyway, what with you thinking you're God and me disagreeing...
Oh Jenna, that's fabulous! I'll definately add your quote into this Hub!
he used you, got what he wanted, and dumped you... but you managed to get in a crappy one liner at the end! well done!
Hi 'AGuy' yep exactly! You get the jist of it!
This was so funny I loved it. I just got dumped a few days ago I wish I would have read this then . I would have had a few good come backs. Well, at least I got a good laugh from it . Thank you
Glad you got a good laugh from it Silent Sinner. It's good that you can see the funny side of it considering you've just recently had a breakup.
well ive been thro some bad relationships and my last one wad the worst XD
dont know what to do.. i have a boyfriend that im thinking about dumping but i dont want him to hate me. any ideas?
Hi Uhmm Ya, you don't want to say any of the above if you're wanting to dump him gently, the best you can do is talk to him face to face and explain your feelings and reasons for wanting to break up. Make it a clean break so you don't leave him hanging. Wish you good luck!
Hey Great Idea;s here!! ahahaha laughed my head of, i got dumped today and he asked me out YESTERDAY!!! what a jerk and he;s like lets just be friends it would be too awkward..... so mean!!!
nice one... i agree with... Well, all I can say is thank you for being the one to show me what kind of guy I don't want to be with." coz he is deceptive guy!
haha i used one of these lines on the jerk that i broke up with! turns out he was using me! i actually am happy i dated him, he showed me what kinda guy i never wanna date!
Hi 'I was here' that's really mixed up! Dumping you one day and asking you out the next day as a friend. Seems clueless!
Hi 'Empty' thanks for your comment. You don't need a deceptive guy, hope the next one you find is far better!
Hi Clare, I appreciate you sharing your experience here! Good luck for the future ;)
That's ok they call it "settling" "down" for a reason. I don't feel like settling
Oh I love it!
Uhm can you upload something under how to get
rid of a boy you don't like -_- it would be helpful
thanks,
breah-_-
(not my real name btw)
Hi Bree, thanks for your message, that's an interesting topic. I'll see what I can do. In the mean time, unless he's totally stalking you (Which you would need to advise the Police and at least one family member) I would keep it simple and say best to talk to him (Keep it brief but properly talk to him either on the phone or in person (If he's someone who you see regularly during your week), but not via text message or email which does not have the same impact and could even lead to him trying to bargain with you sending messages back and forth etc) Tell him that you appreciate the attention but you don't want to continue the friendship. If he asks why say it's because you're looking for something different, or your interested in someone else, or whatever it is that you want in your life without him in it. Appologise and let him acknowledge what you said and then end the conversation. Don't say you want to stay friends and don't reply to any further contact via sms etc, ensure he's deleted from your Facebook etc. Goodluck! Hope this helps.
How my relationship ended.
Ex: You don't deserve me!!!
Me: You're right...I don't deserve shit. =_=
Ex: ..........
=_= Guys realy have no class when breaking a girls heart for no reason at all.
Most All Guys thinks that "Women are toys". In a way of after they played with the toy (the women) and they are tired. They either trash or throw away the toy. And get a new toy and played with it. And keep on going until he gets tired. If he will get tired of doing it.
And also, they don't have the guts of why do they have to hang on to something without telling the partner (girlfriend) why did they decided we are gonna end the relationship. Either face to face or tell in over the phone. And did all your efforts and best to have sparks on your relationship if you are far from each other.
Only thing I can say is this ...."No matter if you love someone. You will love that person for who she was or vice versa. Like race, nationality, age, color and so on. Love conquers all if both parties love each other =)."
most of the guys i go out with are azz holes but. . . u dont know what true love is till you find it sometimes u dont get it back so try not to let it go!. . . . . . love u strickly dateing thanks boo
If you need such comeback lines to feel good about yourself then your self esteem is pretty shitty.
If you need them to hurt your Boyfriend and take revenge then you don't really care about or even love him.
In either case, he was right to dump you in the first place.
if your boyfriend brakes up with u just say.....
ohhhh thank god i didnt want to tell you this when we were
goin out im really cheetin on u her names chelsey (:
hahahhahahahaha lols (:
if your boyfriend brakes up with u just say.....
ohhhh thank god i didnt want to tell you this when we were
goin out im really cheetin on u her names chelsey (:
hahahhahahahaha lols (:
Hi Lex, it's not about worrying about the ex boyfriends feelings. It's about making yourself feel a bit better even though your heart may be breaking. Eg: You're in love and your boyfriend springs it on you that you're dumped because he's in love with the secretary at his work. You could cry and plead and beg him "Please don't leave me!", which might make him feel guilty but won't change the situation, so you may as well just turn around calmly and tell him "That's okay. Lately I've been feeling like I'm too hot to be with someone like you!" And leave it at that. No drama ;) If it makes you feel better in a crapy situation it is a good thing :)
HI Kyla and Chloe, Her name is Chelsea! Haha! I love it!
I have used almost all of these and boyfriend still wont just wont let me go! I need something really good to get rid of this one.
lovee them all!!
"how can i put this.. you're jersey shore, i'm nip-tuck..."
" It's not you it's ME... I just don't like YOU anymore..."
Love it tiffanynikkie!
just say..
do you have any hot brothers?
Oh poor me what will i ever do without? let me think maybe live again
Nc , ma bf is stupid
ohh..!! what a fabulous qoutes you have.. ii like them much
I just dumped my BF, who works in military related field, & he said 'good, being with you is worse than being shot up the arse by the Taliban every day'. Ouch. Worse than the Taliban, really???
Ouch, LoveHurts. Now that is really harsh! If things were that bad he would've dumped you first.
"ALL MY LIFE IVE BEEN GOOD BUT NOW, I'M THINKING WHAT THE HEll?!
Okay so my bf has lied to me for months about smoking and said on the phone "in the last 6 months looking at the stars has never been more special, ESPECIALLY scince your not next to me"... wat do? were together but idk wat to say...
Hi Still healing,
In this case I would get the upper hand on him by SAYING NOTHING. Let him say the nasty things, on top of the lies he's been telling you, afterall he's the bad guy in this situation. I would stop all contact with him, at least for a while. If you do speak to him and he says something nastly like that again just say "That's really fascinating." and leave it at that! Goodluck!
Next time this happens I'm flashing my boobs and thaylt song about the other guy lol
Yeahh! That would feel so good!
It kinda sucks knowing half this qoutes explain all my relationships and in only 14
Well, it can only get better from now on Ashley I hope!
our common friend told me one day that my boyfriend was planning to reconcile with his ex girlfriend. And if he wins his ex girlfriend's heart again he will break up with me. I cried when I heard it. I can't believe he was thinking of dumping me because he was always telling me he loves me and that he would die if I will end the relationship. I didn't know that he also told that to his ex girlfriend... telling her that he would die if she will not accept him again...what will I do? Should I continue the relationship? Or, should I start to forget him?
Hi Chelsey, Have you talked to him about what your friend told you? If not, you really need to discuss this with him fully, tell him to explain to you why he said that to her, so that you can then make a decision about whether it is a good idea to continue to see him or not. Best wishes!
Yo that's some funny shit!
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damn boy I guess you are allergic to everything. Beauty I guess is one good luck on the dogs. Oh wait you can't have any of them either damn your screwed
I actually used the tell meh when I matter again on (says more then tht)
I'd rather date a man with a job anyway!
I love it Riley! And if the guy had a job you could still say "It's ok. I'd rather date a man with a better job".
This guy totally led me on and then he asked my best friend out. So I asked his best friend out and we've been dating for 3 months now. And let me just say if he thinks he can break a heart that easy I wonder how fast his broke!
Were breaking up? Good. I guess it will be just you and your mom for a while.
Ha! That's a great one Riri :)
More ..more! Feed me more quotes lmao..i love em. think i used all to my jerk ex..i sware
I can say that a lot of these quotes are true. But the one thing that I always say that if he leaves than he was not meant to be there. Take this from someone who has got the crape beat out of her from the guy. The guy that abused me and my daughter. If he leaves than you have bigger and better things out there.
wow! just got dumped and like his back with his ex! lol gr8 quotes thou im sure they going 2work!
Oh that rat, jumping back to his ex! Hope these do work for you ;)
Good Hub!!! And funny to=)
HAHAHA!! I loved these quotes never laughed so hard in my life as I just recently got out of a relationship because my EX bf kept treating me so badly. All i got to say 'I'm a generous person because I always like to give my used toys to the less fortunate;)
That's wicked Dee!
laughed my A$$ OFF lol this just made my day:)
but my hub we were f9 2gether but just at a tym dumped me when i still luv him soo much
Raise your bar/standard high,you deserve better. Love yourself more than anyone and anything...know what I mean?
"Good riddance to bad nonsense/habit"
"Thank God I'm saved at last from tragedy"
"Thank goodness my prayer has been swiftly answered"
"For once something good/positive is happening to me"
"So all is not lost for me after all.....I'm delivered"
"This calls for a celebration"
"At least my life has made a positive turn"
"At least I can breathe and stop acting..........not suffocating anymore"
"Life has just began........................."
"This is the greatest news I've ever hard since the day I met you.........................."
"Why did it take long for you to read the writing on the wall, had moved over a century ago................."
"Smell the coffee I enjoying the moment and can't wait to make my romantic relationship with your brother/friend public.....we are actually expecting our bundle of joy"
"May God be exalted my earnest prayer and dream has become true"
G'day Hallo Hallo,
They're totally hilarious! Well done!
I'm adding your quote "This calls for a celebration" into this Hub! Brilliant!
THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS REALLY HELPS!
My favorite has to be, "oh honey, you're in for a down grade," and then smile and walk away.
Comments made me laugh a lot! Just what I needed :)
Mmm ok.... so do you want bread sticks with that?0_o lmao
I met someone really cool to hang out with. I regret that I blew him off this past weekend to hang out with you. My mind was really on him.
That's a graet one anonymous!
I hate my ex. he went off and dated my bestfriend. but it's okay at least I didn't lose my virginity to her.
"Oh Well Thats Ok:) We are still friends right? Do me a favor n tell ur brother tommorow at 8 is just fine:D
I love all these Quotes there are EPIC :) they have helped me alot i can relate to ALL OF THEM
It's so cool to read your comments on this topic, thanks!
That's ok. I didn't want to make love to a water bed for the rest of my life anyway!
Really mean but im sure it certainly hits the spot!
Wow thats fantstc i rly lyk
diogenes Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago
If you love someone and the relationship finishes, unless there is bad behavior, why stop loving them? Just wish them god speed and may they find the subject of their dreams...Bob