That Moment When You Have To Laugh. Funny Status Updates.

Cute one-liners perfect for your funny Facebook status updates and Tweets; relating to those funny little things in life that make you giggle. Those moments when you have to laugh.

• When you walk in to the rest room and someone is sitting there who hasn't closed their cubicle door.
• When someone is introducing you but they get your name completely wrong.
• When you see a baby with chocolate all over their face and in their hair.
• When a baby pulls a funny face at you.
• When your child says "It's a bear mum!" when it's a man with a beard.
• When you're telling a blonde joke to a blonde.
• When someone cut themself shaving and stuck bits of toilet tissue on their face, and went shopping.
• When you have red eyes like a demon in every photo that was taken with the flash.
• When your cat got scared over nothing and ran up your lounge-room wall across the ceiling and down the other side.
• When someone wets themselves with laughter.
• When you watch the movie Brides Maids.
• When a child asks if they are going to grow up to be a mummy or a daddy.
• When your visitor didn't realise you had the sprinkler on when they walked into your yard.
• When you see adults dressed up for 'Fancy Dress' parties.
• When you're patting a horse and it tries to lick you.
• When the mobile phone App pet repeats your voice like you've been sucking in helium.
• When you see someone wearing a T-shirt that says "I make great babies".
• When you realise your T-Shirt has been on inside out all day.
• When someone's trying to seriously pull off a fake foreign accent, but is failing.
• When your grandma calls someone "Hot!"
• When you're reading Tiger Woods jokes.
• When you're watching TV Bloopers alone and laughing the house down.
• When someone's "Shake it baby shake it!" ring tone goes off when you're waiting in queue at the bank.
• When someone is fixing their hair using the shop window as a mirror.
• When you notice someone who's really well dressed has odd color socks on.
• When you look at yourself in the mirror when you're wearing a wig and feeling like a totally different person.
• When you hear an awesome comeback line "I'm not immature... I just know how to have fun!"
• When someone screams because you put a fake spider on their chair.
• Getting to the upside down part of the roller-coaster ride.
• Getting dumped really fast into the pool at the end of the water slide.

• When you are singing to yourself and you create inappropriate but brilliant new words for the song!
• When you go to get out of the car but before you do you realise you have your slippers on.
• When your friend decides it's a good idea to sing a pop song on stage with the band.
• When the person next to you on the dance floor is dancing like an octopus.
• When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh.
• When you're being tickled.
• When your class is quiet and someone passes wind loudly.
• When you pass wind loudly during a serious conversation with your friend.
• When your friend thinks she's being chased by a tiny little spider.
• When you see a puppy dressed up in a cute outfit.
• When the big guy next to you at the gas station is wiggling his hips while he refuels his car.
• When someone's singing Lady Gaga's songs on their ipod on the bus.
• When someone mistakes you for a famous Celebrity.
• When someone tries to pick you up with the a corny pick up line.
• When someone leaves a long message on your answering machine, and it's in a language you don't understand.
• When someone sings you a song instead of leaving you a message on your answering machine.
• When you spot your neighbour gardening in his underwear.
• When you get dumped by a big wave and come up with your swimmer top around your hips.
• When you're talking to someone who is over-excited and has an over the top personality "Dahrrling!".
• When your crush leans over to kiss you but loses balance and falls of the chair.
• When you went to sit down but the seat is not behind you.
• When someone is air-drumming on their desk at an inappropriate moment.

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