FUNNY, SILLY and REALLY STUPID QUESTIONS
78A collection of funny, stupid and dumb questions to make you think and smile... And laugh in disbelief that someone actually ever thought of asking them!
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- Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light?
- Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
- What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about?
- Who did let the dogs out?
- Why is there only 12 hours on a clock?
- How long is a piece of string?
- Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
- At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
- Can animals commit suicide?
- Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs!
- Did London Bridge ever fall down?
- Is it possible to be allergic to water?
- Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
- Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
- What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
- How do you make seven even?
- How many seconds are there in a day?
- Why do they call it a "Television Set" when there's only one?
- How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered "Fast Food"?
- Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"?
- Why do they imply the 'birds and the bee's' get up to something together?
- What can a deaf person use instead of an Alarm Clock?
- What does GOOGLE stand for?
- Would you like Fry's with that?
- Why are Softballs hard?
- Why aren't Blueberry's blue?
- Do Butterfly's make Butter?
- Does the Queen Bee have a King?
- Can you carry a Kangaroo on your back?
- Is a gold knife and fork still considered Silverware?
- Why isn't Chocolate considered a vegetable if it comes from Cocoa Beans?
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Love this piece,,really funny and intriguing
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
This is really funny one. ;)
Very interesting Hub
Why isn't it called onety one??? Who do we call to get that fixed? LOL. Great fun!!
What will wipe you out?
I assume it is not really silly just me learning English slang. Anyway, thanks for cheerful hub. I am also popping in to let you know that I finally succumbed the majority /my kids and family abroad/ and join the Facebook. As I believe it is for trusted friends and you my loyal hub follower are one of them, I would like to invite you to join my friends there. Just type my name to get there, if you want to. All the best with your funny writing and pop in again Beata
I love hubs like this. Caught my attention, and made me read the rest till it was done. Great work and writing, love the creativity.
Funny and interesting...thanks for sharing these things to make us smile.
Loved the list. Actually makes you wonder about how these things came about. Great job!
Hiya, I can answer one! I can I can!! (sorry, got carried away!) The easter bunny carries an egg because the pagans got there first! the Goddess Oestre had a bunny as a Familiar, ( an animal that was magic ) and the egg symbolizes fertility at the beginning of spring!! yeah, I knew something, ha ha cheers great stuff. Nell
"At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?" Angst! LOL....Loved the hub! :)
Thankyou for your comments!
These are funny. I was almost on the verge of answering some of them but thought better of it! Heh!
Great light hearted Hub! I enjoyed it very much! Thanks!!!
This hub cracked me up hahaha
Great hub! Thanks
LOL! Thank you, brings a smile in my thoughts. Have a great time to you. More power.
Thanks! I appreciate your comments!
hehe, silly and dumb indeed, thnaks for the smiles, Maita
LoL hahaha these are great, my favourite is "•Why do they call it a "Television Set" when there's only one?" very good, Totally enjoyed your hub.
Hello there Mrs. Strictly. My wife read your comment about how it is an even trade growing the baby and she agreed with you and I do too. An update to that hub is that we moved to a bigger home one that she feels more comfortable in not my old bachelor flat and is now taking ownership and doing all kinds of things so that is a great thing. Thank you for your comment. I appreciated it alot
fantastic hub with some great questions...thanks
Hi Scott36, That's awsome news! I was so happy to hear about that, and best wishes for your new start!
I always enjoy a little word play. :) Gallagher always came up with some pretty good ones; "Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?" was a personal favorite. "Why do we call them buildings when they're already built?" was another.
Great hub. Thanks for the smiles.
Great fun SD. I did it in my head so I could be off, but the answer to number seventeen is 86,400. Checked it, yep, 86,400. Oh this wasn't a quiz? =:)
Cheeky,you see I have less control, but I did stop myself before googling the answer to google. =:)
Thanks for adding your comments Springboard! I love the parking on a driveway! Great! Much appreciated!
All are good,but I have answer for one-in a movie theater the arm rests are mine if its a horror movie.
Hehehe - If it's a scary movie I'd have to fight you for that arm rest!
This is funny, and a great laugh. Great Hub!
When I read your hall of fame hubs it's funny because I don't feel silly or dumb at all - I feel absolutely brilliant!
Bravo indeed and lucky for me!
Thanks!
I didn't know hubs could be about cheerful funny jokes until I read yours lol!! nice!
Thanks schoolgirlforreal, have a happy weekend!
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Hahah good one! Thanks Nick B.
thanks, it's funny and make me have a big smile.
Glad to have made you smile a-funny!
Very funny and I liked it.
Glad you enjoyed these padmendra!
Ahhhh sooooo good I read it twice, so got double laughs.
This makes me think I'm not quite so mad after all .
Ace 1 : }
Thanks Debbie, have a happy day!
Made me smile when considering some of the response people give when asked these type questions. This reminded me of the bit called "Jay Walking" on the Leno Show ... Voted fun post
That was an amusing list if questions. Made my day. Thanks. I voted up.
Thanks for your feedback! Best wishes!
Voted up for funny! My favorites are: "What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?" and "Why isn't Chocololate considered a vegetable if it comes from Cocoa Beans?"
Priceless!
I like your sense of humour wingedcentaur! Thanks!
great..... i love it
Thanks a lot Abhijeet :)
Voted Up..pondering the imponderables!
You are right, some of these are dumb questions...Nice hub though.
Thanks Zabbella and poshcoffeeco! I appreciate your feedback!
haahaa vary funny:P
This is great! Enjoyed it.
Enjoyed this better than doing schoolwork.
Hey if you quit quiting does that make you a quiter heres another one why is there brail on a drive up atm
Hey if you quit quiting does that make you a quiter heres another one why is there brail on a drive up atm
this is so and very hilarious to me why isnt one called onety one
Great hub. Love these questions, will add one of my own: if you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
I love it Ivona! Thankyou!
i love it
SwiftlyClean 2 years ago
Good Hub!