"DEAR SANTA" CHRISTMAS QUOTES FOR TWITTER AND FACEBOOK STATUS

A collection of the cutest "Dear Santa" quotes to share on Twitter and for your Facebook Status this season.

Dear Santa, I want IT ALL.
Dear Santa, I can EXPLAIN....
Dear Santa, Define 'Good'.
Dear Santa, Is it too late to be good?
Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Most of the time. Ok, occassionally... Damn it. I'll buy my own gifts.
Dear Santa, I refuse to sit on one more old fat man's lap to get what I want!
Dear Santa, You can skip my house this year. He's everything I ever wanted.
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is your list of names of the naughty girls.
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is the numbers for all the naughty boys on your list.
Dear Santa, I hope he fits in the bag!
Dear Santa, You can't provide what I need.
Dear Santa, I have wants and needs. I have been a good girl all year. Please and thankyou...
Dear Santa, Stop calling me names *Ho ho ho!*
Dear Santa, I've been naughty. I'm a really BAD girl... So, Spank me!
Dear Santa, Life is too short to be good.
Dear Santa, It's the silly season, that's my excuse...
Dear Santa, So what, I'm still a rock star! I've got my rock moves, and I don't need you!
Dear Santa, I decided to be naughty to save you the trip.
Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty... And it was so WORTH IT!
Dear Santa, Don't forget the $1,000,000 this year. Because I'm worth it.
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a Ferarri (And a hot rich man who loves me to go with it).
Dear Santa, Please send your credit card details. Since you take credit for the gifts you should start paying for them.
Dear Santa, I've been good but I don't want anything for myself, can you just use your magic dust and make Glee disappear.
Dear Santa, Please don't bring me chocolates as they are very fattening. Just leave cash.
Dear Santa, I've been REALLY good. Spoil me!
Dear Santa, I believe in you again. Honest... Bring me presents!