'About Me' Quotes, And Funny Status Updates About Yourself.
88A collection of the best "About me" funny status updates. One-liners to use as your Facebook Status, for Tweets, or on your profile page.
A great collection of cute and hilarious quotes and phrases to tell your online friends something amusing about yourself!
'About Me' Status Updates:
- Love me, hate me - either way you're thinking of me!
- WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
- I'm so HOT - I make fire!
- I live for the moments you can't put into words.
- Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome.
- I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me I'm contagious!
- I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.
- I wish Facebook would notify me when someone delete's me. That way I could 'Like' it.
- Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
- I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
- I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and and 90% how I react to it.
- My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams...
- I can resist everything except temptation!
- I'm not a cougar, I'm a jaguar!
- I'm not immature...I just know how to have fun!
- I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.
- I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!
- Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more AWESOME!
- I don't look back - Unless there's a good view!
- I drink coffee... For your protection.
- I'm slow to trust, but quick to love. I wish too hard and I give too much. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it!
- I believe what we do flows from who we are.
- I am athletic. I surf the net.
- I don't pretend to be someone I'm not... But if you'd like to see me as someone who is gorgeous, rich and famous that's fine with me.
- I'm not unlucky in love - I'm just extremely good at being single!
- I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my AWESOMENESS so I don't intimidate you.
- Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane.
- Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it.
- I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!
- Admit it. Life would be so boring without me!
- I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's 10 years in a row!
- This is me! What you see is what you get.
- I am the yummy pie!
- I'm not lazy - I just run on energy saving mode!
- I'm not afraid of failing... Which is why I do it all the time!
- If I had to describe my personality - I'd say good looking.
- Normal people worry me!
- I'm not overweight. God just loved my body so much he made more of me!
- If I say "The other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago.
- You talk it. I LIVE it.
- I do what I must, and my friends will adjust!
- I am here for your entertainment!
- I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.
- Yeah I'm F.I.N.E. (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything's wrong.
- I am the one your mother warned you about.
- I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
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- It's all about ***ME*** deal with it!
- I don't care what you think about me. I NEVER THINK ABOUT YOU.
- Me & you... We could make the world jealous.
- Life is too short. So why don't you love me before we run out of time!
- I taste so delicious you'll want the recipe!
- Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert!
- Everything I'm not makes me everything I am.
- I am more - Without you.
- What can i say? I'm just different.
- I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
- I always keep my standards and my heels high.
- I haven't met Mr Right yet. But I have met Mr Fake, Mr Player & Mr Loser. My middle finger loves them all!
- Heard you're a player. Nice to meet you. I'm the coach.
- I'm in love with my dreams, married to success and having an affair with life ;)
- Even though I'm a clean person, sometimes I enjoy a messy lifestyle!
- I'll start letting my guard down when people stop giving me reasons to keep it up.
- I'm shy. Most people don't take the time to explore the real me. So I'd like to thank everyone who has. Everyone who didn't, missed out.
- Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song!
- Story of my life: Searching for the right, but it's always avoiding me.
- I talk to my pet as if it actually understands what I'm saying.
- I've learned so much from making mistakes; I think I'll make some more!
- Stressing and obsessing just ain't my style. All I want is someone to make me smile!
- Don't hate me until I give you a reason to. Don't judge me until you know the whole story...
- Glance at me, laugh at me, talk to me... BE WITH ME!
- You - Can't - Be - Me.
- Love, love, love ME!
- Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.
- Love me or hate me - I promise it won't break me!
- Nothing about me is original... I am the combined effort of everyone I've known...
- I am the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ;)
- I love what I did BEFORE the Internet!
- Me, perfect? NO!!!
- Giving up is always an option, but it's never MY CHOICE.
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- I can't help but notice that 'AWESOME' ends in 'ME'.
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When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement.
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I feel pretty and witty and bright, and I pity anyone who isn't me tonight :P
- In my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you exactly as you are.
- I don't chase them - I REPLACE them!
- I am too hot to handle and too cold to hold.
- There's plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I'm here just holding my rod.
- Some call it STALKING. I call it LOVE.
- I am the chocolate you've been craving for!
- It's my life - Remember that when you're talking about it!
- If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best!
- I take responsibility for what I say, but I am not responsible for what you do not understand.
- People like you are the reason people like me need medication!
- Feisty, stubborn, sarcastic, outspoken, very very blunt - Hmmm, are these my good points or bad? Who knows! Who cares! It's still gonna be me!
- Don't try to fix me - I'M NOT BROKEN!
- You make me smile without even trying!
- I'm a good girl (With a lot of bad habits!)
- Get to know me, get to love me!
- I'm NOT weird... I'm just cooler than you.
- Some people are afraid of heights, not me! I'm afraid of widths.
- Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself.
- Someone is thinking about you... OK - It's me!
- Screw the bad boy with the tattoo's and an attitude - I'll take Prince Charming, thank you very much!
- I'm happy. I love my life. I have everything and everyone I need.
- I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner!
- If you feel like you're not on the same page as me, maybe it's time to change the story.
- Think I'm tripping? TIE MY SHOES!
- Can't stand me? SIT BACK DOWN!
- Got a problem with me? SOLVE IT!
- I'm not random - You just can't think as fast as me!
- GET. LIKE. ME.
- You'll always be my friend - You know too much!
- I have drama and I have memories. That's life. Live it. Love it. Learn from it...
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Thanks Putz Ballard ;)
You sound interesting...being yourself is every important. Thanks for sharing.
Thankyou Ictodd1947
Funny, you definitely have some good ones here. How is the beautiful Australian down under , what a neat Country
G'day Scott36, Thanks for dropping in - all is good here down under!
stricktly,
This was well done, and says a lot about yourself. I believe you have had a lot of conflict in your life. You think a lot of yourself (not a bad thing) and you are somewhat inseure.
I developed a theory that each person is the center of the universe, I'll move on.
You probably are the first to help a friend, you want everyone to be well and like you.
So many Aussie women are plain beautiful.
G'day Harvey, Thankyou for the compliment about being Aussie! These quotes aren't about me personally though, just a collection of sayings relating to oneself...
Best wishes!
Strictly,
With a face like that you must get compliments daily, if not I don't think much of the Aussie men.
I'm self-publishing a Romantic-Tragedy in a few months. I say this because I think all women will like it, and many men. If you would like me to make you aware of it, please say yes. If not; no worries mate.
This is a good collection of sayings and quotes here. I have found that there are Prince Charming types out there who do have some tattoos. Tattoos are okay with me. I don't mind 'em! As long as you are comfortable in your own skin and be the best you are in life, no one can pull you down. There is a lot to be said for believing in yourself. Cheers! Have a great day! : )
Hi Cheeky Girl, nice to hear from you... I think you're right, sometimes Prince Charming (or Princess Charming!) will have some Tattoo's! Have a great day too ;)
always be yourself.i was keeped from being myself from a ex hubby.it leads a lonley life.
I agree dracasliar, thanks for your comment!
I only quote one blog to the United Nations, to Mother Teresa, the Goon Show, the Brady Bunch, all creatures great and small, Ringo Starr, the sun the moon and the stars - and that is your hubs - man they make me breatheeee - with a sigh of relief that someone out there can make a difference!!
Thanks epigramman, what a lovely compliment! Best wishes :)
Thanks nagarajnow!
I so love these!
Thanks M.s Fowler!
v.gud
its coooooooool .......i luv it
this very smart collection for me so thanks
Thanks debasmita, veda & sonu pathak, your feedback is appreciated, best wishes!
if u write all this love quates
u must be a awesome person in life full of love and...
careness....
i am in love with u....
A good quote can fix almost any problem besides a broken heart and loneliness. People either love me or they hate me but you can't have both. This isn't burger king you can't have it you're way.
A good quote can fix almost any problem besides a broken heart and loneliness. People either love me or they hate me but you can't have both. This isn't burger king you can't have it you're way.
its very nice.....
Thanks Naveen, Young Money and raj prabhat, I appreciate your feedback! Best wishes!
very nice
Some funny stuff you have there. Well done. Rated up.
Thanks, it's great to have your feedback!
Very Nice....
Thanks NaveenGC!
Thanks, it's great to have your feedback!
NICE
These are really goood!
Thanks! I appreciate your comments!
tnx dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Great !!!!
Nyc qoutes lyk it!!!!
Thanks a lot for your feedback!
I'M NOT RANDOM - YOU JUST CAN'T THINK AS FAST AS ME!
Yes that's one of my favourites Dileep!
good!
gorjious
Soooooooooooo Nice
Very greatful for your comments on this Hub, thanks!
i hate evry one
you are the best freind ever(f)
you are the best freind ever(f)
take this one "i never let anyone down"
my dir frends i love you all
waw you are cute mwah(k)
nice.......thnx...
Great comments everyone! Thanks!
thx ya amar lol :P
Whoever wrote these............HATS OFF........
Thanks Arun, and hats off to you for leaving me such a lovely compliment ;)
very nice Nice quotes i like it all..
Thanks praveen!
very funny quote.....
i think these are great. keep them coming!
yes men
yes men
What a fun hub! I can't wait to start using some of these. And if they ask where I got them, I'll point them here :)
Thanks ImYoungAtHeart, much appreciated!
very nice Nice quotes i like it all..
Thanks a lot momin!
great stuff u got here keep up the good work
Thanks very much X shadow!
very good status
Thanks ntokozo :)
i love da quotes..so very nice.!
Awww, thankyou very much cutieleoj :)
I thing you done a good job for younger.i just say thanks
nice collection
oh gad i love me (cute me)
oh gad i love me (cute me)
Thanks for your comments, much appreciated :)
Hub is super dooper...! It like it very much. Thanx to the author for running such a useful site. Its every thing. Thanx again.
Wow thanks for the great compiment Shahid Ali ;)
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Thanksssssssssssssssssssssss The War ;)
cool
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its very nice
really luvd it
I do really like those quotes...very nice page. hope to read more.thanks.
Thanks for your comments! I keep adding to these quotes, so you can come back again later for more :)
Nice. Lv all of them
That's great Uzma! Thanks!
awesome, this side help those people who dnt no about him or her
Thanks Deep ;)
Cool iv'e copied lot of those quotes ty
THUMPS UP
Thanks, that's great!
awesome
that's good
i really like the quotes,actually i borrowed one!..lol..peace!keep it up!
Thanks very much! Peace!
nice thought....
thanks! very good.................
what a lovely language
Thanks, I enjoy reading your comments!
awesome
all r jst awesome............
So, I'm going to bookmark this page. It will come in handy for me :)
veryyyyyyyyyyyyy nice quotes
WOW! Those were worth reading!!!
Thankyou! Your comments are appreciated!
really nice
love you kilkon
such a lovely qoutes !! thumbs up for you ..
nice quotations
That is so..so...so.....so......so Crazy
@stricktlydating
thank you for theze awesome
quotes, you really made my
day.
i love this qoutes...
I really like those qoutes.
You made me think of myself as a get along with your quotes...and was really a very nice message... this is my favorite tag lines......
"CAN'T STAND ME? SIT BACK DOWN!
GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME? SOLVE IT!"
thumbs up!!!smile :):):)
I JUST WANNA SAY ONE THING ITS AWESOME.........AWESOME.
so00 nice
good.............keep going machie
v v nice work done
awesmee......! i juz loved it ... !
awesome quotes
oh good!
cool awesome ilove them
Awesome
good collection
I like these i gonna to them on my facebook page my friends would like them or comments about it LOL i like theses qoutes LOL!!!!!
Thanks i needed this :)
lovely quotes..
That's great, I appreciate your feedback ;)
perfect i like this.I need other quotes thank you very much.
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so good...
its just the best of me..
Wow... Nice one dude :)
I just love them all : )
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I love them all
:-)
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that was so nice...=)
super like!
Thanks for all your lovely comments, I really appreciate your feedback :)
Nicee Quotes!!!
all the quotes r up22 my level...keep it up..
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nice quotes ....
very nice
this is ight (:
Wooow Its Cooooooooooool...........
tnx brooo
superb quotes...awesome lines
thnks guys,, qoutes r really kewl..
gr8 nyce ......I LYKE it
it was really awsome thanks for share'g. god bless.
i love these's comment these's are so real and so right
ya..... i like it........
Thanks so much for the comments, I really enjoy reading them and appreciate your kind feedback :)
Hahahaha... I finally found what i want for my FB status.. Thanks stricktlydating.. you rock!!
oooh i love this!! :)
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I LIVE IN DA ZOOOOOOO
ang ggnda,,,,,
nice : ))
superb quotes.....i like dis...
awesome comments dude.............
Awesome comments! Thanks!
cool
this is really nice collection........
Awesome quotes you've got there!! Some of 'em inspired me.I wanna check out some more of it.. Great going dude~
I LOVE IT ;)
thy rly changed ma attitude
CUL LINES OR QUOTES.
wonderfulll superb
Some Quotes fun but Realy good....
Ahhh......what can i say ? WOW!!!!!!
Thankyou all so much for the lovely comments! I keep adding more 'About Me' quotes regularly on this page!
very very nice quotes..........all will like it & i to like it
best quotes ever
dese quotes r best 4 Attitude loving guyz... a very good collection...
Very nice......
I like it......
coolllll.................
I like it.. nice
I hate to admit it but my mom has actually had 2 of these sayings as her facebook status. I hate that she's on Facebook! =)
voted up and funny
Wooow cool fb statuses . Hilarioussss
I really like these we need more though
i like it
Hi B.A.Y - I'm adding more status lines to this page regularly, check back again soon. I've also written a tone of other status lines on my other Hub pages, see the "More From StricklyDating" links above these comments to check them out!
I appreciate everyone's comments! Thankyou!
Love it.....
That's great Abdul! Thanks!
wow al of diz are off d hook,simple awesome
Thanks cupid!
Very nice
those quotes are wonderful and awesome :))
thnxs for gaving us unique collection its just awsome...
Luv it:)
I lke this .....thumbs up:-)
approve!!
amazing ...
THANKS SOOO VERY NICE..I SHARE FROM MY WALL
I really like these we need more though
OOOOOOOOO...HHHHHHHooooooo
w00o0oowwww......itx amzing ..liKe iT..
Suprb
These Facebook statuses are awesome,, they are all cool.. Thanks for share this!
wow!.. this page contains a wonderful status updates.. first thing i'm gng to do is updating my facebook..
these sayings are awesome! this site is soooo cool!!!!!! :)
I liked this collection. Its awesome.
I eat when I'm bored..hahaha..I always do that...;)
Never Search a Person Whom U Want ,
Search a Person Who Wants U ...
Dont Care For Those Who Ignore U,
Care For Those Who Are Ignoring Others For
U...?~*?$ujal ™?
Awesome and Best quotes I have ever read......as simple as that......!!
Wow! Thanks for the great compliment!
SuperB yaar :)
WOW!I THOUGHT I KNEW ABOUT MYSELF.IT TURNED IRONICAL.THANX 4 LETIN ME KNOW.
Mate, this is simple, amusing and amazing. muahhh..
Thanks all for your great comments, it's lovely to hear :)
cute
Thanks, love receiving your feedback!
SOMETIMES U HVE TO SHUT YR EYES,
AND
OPEB\N YR HEART
TO SEE AROUND U!!
nyc comments
Thanks for your comments on this page they are a joy to read (And funny at times too!).
nice all
very nice collection .!!! keep it up ... :)
aWS,MmM cOLLeTIOn.!!!!!.........:)
i love these quotes!! i send some to my friends and they liked it too :)) keep it up!!
Thanks all! Check back again, I'm updating it regularly!
I KnoW EveRy1 ThEiR LifE AnD ThEiR RuLzZz
BuT
LeT Me TeLL'Em ThaT 'MaFiA HaRsH' STiLL RuLzZz:-)
the best..
nice...
Your About Me Quotes are soo fab. i wish you'll post more!! :)
Thanks for all your comments, they're really appreciated. Anjane, I update this page regularly, check back for more! Also see links to my other status update pages before the comments section of this page. Thanks again ;)
some quotes reflect to me. :)
That was cool status, hope to see more.
its a really nice status...i laugh.i smile.i can even feel the pain n every words..some of it describe me...hope to see more of it...
Now every1 will like my status. They are really gona love me oh thnx a lot.
love this page
Hmmm.
NICE MAN ALL STATUS ARE COOL..............
Febulous..............it was amazing...!!!!!
Thanks so much!
Really enjoyed!!!!!!!!
nish:)
nice
Putz Ballard 2 years ago
Very good, thumbs up!